well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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