If i come over, it means nothing
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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