no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
two words: eviction party
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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