CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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