living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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