I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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