just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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