Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
