My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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