Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have feelings that need drinking.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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