Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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