He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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