May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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