so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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