she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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