I have demons in me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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