Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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