YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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