I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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