If i come over, it means nothing
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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