its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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