Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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