i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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