It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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