Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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