If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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