Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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Oh Jesus.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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