she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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