Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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