grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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