white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We just shotgunned beers for America
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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