We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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