Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's shark week go big or go home
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
