Do vagina's smell?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Let's get the cat blown out
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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