I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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