He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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