What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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