I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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