i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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