Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
