it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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