Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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