brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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