North Korea, Best Korea!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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