she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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