i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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