What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This is my gift to your gina
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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