Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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