btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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