I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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