He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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