I accidentally had phone sex last night
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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