i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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